Gifts your Valentine never saw coming…
We’ve bad news and good news both, for we know finding love can be hard but losing it can be worse! Luckily, we have a bunch of fuzzy, caring toffees for your valentine, and we’re giving you all the right reasons for gifting them…
Renter’s Toffee: “You guys… Get a room!”
You’ve spent ‘extensively’ on that LED monitor for your ‘Netflix and Chill’ sessions… All is well until… the damn kids, crazy about gully cricket literally make it ‘gone for a six’!
Bad news- The society residents already aren’t fond of a bachelor resident. On the other hand, your parents want your monthly expenses on an ‘excel sheet’ before sending you a penny! Clearly, no help is on it’s way. (We relate to the struggle, Macha!)
Good news- We’ve a fool proof idea! Pop a chill pill..umm we mean, a Renter’s Toffee (you naughty head), it’s gonna cover for all those repairs, without the excel sheet!
Anti-Dengue Toffee: Well sometimes it really is a mosquito… Waking up to a fever out of nowhere could be a sign of a night you got (un)lucky.
Bad news- Dengue!! And the bucks you spent in self care, whilst still guessing, and then the expenses that followed during hospitalisation… (It’s all bad news).
Good news- The only one thing to really worry about, after taking a Anti-Dengue Toffee is your health. Everything else is absolutely covered!
Commuter’s Toffee: A romantic long drive could get you lucky… or maybe not.
Bad news- We can’t guarantee you getting lucky (better luck next time!).
Good news- In case things go south, you can count on the Commuter’s Toffee for having your back. Also, buying your partner an insurance might actually get you lucky earlier than you expect. (Caring gets brownie points, our guarantee!)
Globetrotter Toffee: When you say, “I wanna see the world with you, Darling!”, think again. A missing passport, lost baggage, muggings, etc, are definitely not “out of the world” experiences.
Bad news- When abroad, such experiences are definitely worse. No distant relative will pop out of nowhere to save the day and going home is not even an option.
Good news- Even when the lights won’t, the Globetrotter Toffee will definitely guide you home! Best part is, it’s all online, so surely you can’t lose it! (Unless… you’re lost in the middle of desert)
So, after all this, we also want you to know that these toffees are a token of love and care for your valentine. This means not only can you express your care, you might also win some brownie points, taking things up a level! What say?
Valentine’s day = Love = Care = Ensuring safety = Toffee.